The Final Solution

Island Living

Pending election results in 2026, there is a chance that The Donald may be impeached and even put in jail, or supreme Leader for Life.  To save the effort putting him in prison and the corresponding taxpayer cost, there is alternative being suggested in the spirit of Napoleon.  The idea is to exile him to Jeffrey Epstein’s island, by himself, for himself for company.  It can get worse as the following are some of the other restrictions and conditions.  No golf course, no face bronzer, the service staff are obese women, alternatively brown and black, no Diet Coke, no McDonalds and the only source of  activity is his phone and Truth Social which does not have any outside connection – he is the only member for outbound and inbound communications.  Trump’s wardrobe is restricted to brown suits, bow ties and ankle-revealing flip-flops, which are in line with his political policies.  Tacos can be ordered but the order will always be reversed.  No bronzer is allowed and any skin color can come from sun-burned pale flesh. Plus the only broadcast news from the outside world is from MS Now.   (A fate worse than hell, or, Queens, one might say.)

For visitors that would be allowed to visit the island, it is a mix of people he hates to love, like his family, and loves to hate, Michelle Obama, Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton.