Day of the Dead Donald
Too Mean to Die
Most national celebrations celebrate the beginning of the something usually good – birth of nation, day of independence, end of war, end of slavery, pride of group and then some not so good reasons, such as a martyred saint’s day, usually not exactly linked to the actual day of the martyrdom, but an honorary day anyway.
Few “celebrations” are focused on death however. There is a Day of the Dead celebrated in Mexico. There are “Celebrations of Life” that are conducted at the memorial of person who has passed on. Possibly the most famous celebration of person for their death occurs on Good Friday. While tragic as a story of a historical religious figure, it is eclipsed by a resurrection that places the crucifixion as freedom from death as we humans know it.
In various parts of the world, there is an initiative afoot to prepare for a day when it happens, when the McDonalds hamburgers and Diet Cokes and obesity and restricted blood flow come to claim the fearless leader – The Donald. As the timing could be sudden or drag on in torturing the world, some of the planning for the future eventuality is quite advanced with an immediate response prepared and then another larger one scheduled for the actual funeral time.
News agencies are preparing with advanced software to exactly count the attendees in the funeral line as well as any funeral parade process. Whoever is controlling the government process at that time will have to decide on tradition or revenge.
Another question is whether the celebration will be one time – one and done,or whether it will be an annual one reminding the world of the damage done.
It is expected that certain countries will go all out for the celebration – Iran, Greenland/Denmark, Canada, France, England, Italy maybe, in fact it may be a worldwide celebration competing with the World Cup final game. Cuba is still to be determined.
It is expected that certain countries will be doing counter-celebrations in the positive including Russia, China, North Korea and maybe the Afrikaners.
It is assumed there will be days of mourning within the MagaCult calling for a glass-covered coffin like Vladimir Lenin has, but for those who think Stalin and Trump deserve the same place in history, they should view the movie The Death of Stalin.
We have heard about the “shot heard around the world” which refers to the first gunfire of the Battles of Lexington and Concord on April 19, 1775, which ignited the American Revolutionary War. The death that will be heard the world with be when The Donald meets Father Time or whoever is the judge of the afterlife. The question is whether Satan will accept him in the underworld – with welcoming arms or not wanting to touch someone who is considered worse that the Great Deceiver himself, someone who can lie worse than Beelzebub.
Some have predicted that the immediate celebrations with shouting, fireworks, pot-banging, horn honking and overall applause will have a similar effect on the earth as a minor level earthquake around the world, similar to the one that occurs at the Seattle Seahawk stadium.
(As part of the memorial service, another proposal circulating is for the Trump ballroom to become a museum similar to the National Holocaust Museum, dedicated to the atrocities committed under the two presidential terms of DJT.