Shroud of Trumpin at Mar-a-Lago

Miracles on the Golf Course

Adding to his other merchandising efforts, Trump has caused a sensation by presenting a limited edition golf towel that he used to wipe his face and the remaining orange image has now reached mystical proportions, worthy of worship and adoration. 

The “shroud” has been placed strategically in the golf shop In a key position above the putters.    Pilgrimages are scheduled on Sundays before the tee times start.  Some of the local churches have objected to the timing as a conflict to their religious  services, but they were provided with small cloth fragments for their sanctuaries.

Other artifacts for sale are framed pieces of putting green that Trump walked on, orange golf balls, gold-plated golf tees and socks worn by The Donald.