Hit the Golf Courses
Honey Sand Trap
In a leaked memo and followed up by news reports, the leaked information indicates that the fear of an attack on the United States has been overstated by the Trump regime as the underlying rationale for the proposed Golden Dome protection would only be to protect the hotels and golf courses of the Trump Organization. The defense of the rest of the country will be left up to individual States. Besides the rest of the country being left to cower under school desks, the limits of the coverage has caused great concern among the other golf courses across the country that are not protected. Their argument is that their network of golf courses, just like the Trump golf courses, across the country provide a national security asset that can immediately communicate damage assessments to the conditions on the putting greens and radiation coming from the sandtraps. “Without the golf courses protected, the whole nation would shut down, and tee times would be unreliable,” according to the National Golf Course Association.
In a parallel discovery about golf and national security, it has been found that the ball washer girls and the refreshment cart girls at Trump’s golf clubs have been compromised by the Russians, North Koreans, Cubans and Chinese to provide compromat on players at Trump golf courses. Even the Iranians have joined in on the espionage even though there is only one golf course in Iran for training the undercover ball washing girls, the Engelhab ("Revolution" in Farsi) Club, that has only 13 holes which requires golfers to play five holes twice to reach 18.
The Iranian conflict of June 2025 has kept Donald Trump away from the golf courses so the foreign spy network conceded that there operation has not performed as expected. A back-up plan of catching Trump cheating at golf has been employed as this is considered the highest form of treason in the golf world and certainly worthwhile to pursue discrediting Trump even more than golden shower pee tape that my exist. This is considered a target-rich environment for cheating at golf, as it has been written about by sportswriter Rick Reilly — who authored the 2019 book “Commander in Cheat” — who poured cold water on the bold assertion about Trump’s golf prowess. “Trump’s going around telling people he has won 20. But that’s 100 percent a lie,” Reilly told Vox magazine in an interview. “I actually played with him once, and he told me how he does it: Whenever he opens a new golf course, because he owns 14 and operates another five, he plays the first club champion by himself and declares that the club championship and puts his name on the wall.”
Between the defensive Golden Dome protection of the Trump golf courses making them a safe places to conduct espionage operations (think Berlin), then the obvious allure of refreshment cart girls / ball washing girls (control the snickering please) and an overwhelming distrustful environment of cheating at golf, the targeting of visitors at Trump golf courses makes sense as the golf courses are a mix of ideal Cold War conditions and the nature of Trump associates with no integrity making it easy to gain the compromat advantage by foreign actors at the golf courses. With these bad foreign actors targeting their marks and the absolute willingness of the targets to respond positively, acting like Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein, in pursuing the honey traps that have been set. Easy to set a trap if the participants are pre-disposed to end up in the sex and cheating bunker.