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1 Vaccine for Trump Derangement Syndrome
The CDC has quietly released a vaccine for Truck Derangement Syndrome (TDS), the version that afflicts sane people, the same as the supposedly negative version touted by The Donald. This means fortunately that it can be covered by psychiatric diagnostic codes and covered by Medicare. The downside is that Medicare might be cancelled by DJT, and consequently self-medication will the only remedy for.
In news on a separate vaccine incident, the Republicans have blamed migrants for outbreaks of measles, which is odd as that implies that maybe US citizens and illegal immigrants should get measles vaccine, even if MAHA does not recommend it.
2 Trump Organization – the New Spectre
The Biden Crime Family has a new sheriff in town, or gang. The Trump Crime Syndicate has taken over their turf, and they are threatening Colombian Neck Ties, now called American Neck Ties of course. One can say the Trump Crime Syndicate is similar to Spectre from the 007 world, except that TCS is more like the gang that could not shoot straight, including a growing number of “rats” who could expose the inner workings of the “family” because they have a pardon or a book deal pending.
3 Bastille Day at Mar a Lago
D-Day and V-Day may have some competition in the future in a DJT Day when the Democrats, and their fellow Communists, and rest of the US population, storm Mar a Lago, similar to the Gaston and the villagers storming the castle of The Beast. Mar a Lago being situated in a residential neighborhood, where the neighbors may be tired of all the FBI raids at Mar a Lago, and potential of a drone attack but Iran, or Ukraine. This may explain the bunker under the West Wing and the fortified Arc de Trump.
4 Oxford Dictionary Additions
The Oxford English Dictionary has several candidates for the word of the year based on the current usage of “86ing” something. “Trump” as a verb itself, while it is positive in a game in cards, has an alternate meaning for farting in the UK - an odd link to some rumors about DJT’s gastrointestinal system. New terms are competing in a similar manner – “to donald” something now means to make something much worse than it is. On the other hand, Donald, as a first name, has become a bit of taboo for new baby’s name, in the vein of Adolph and Benito.
5 Being “Merican”
DJT has tried to make English the official language of the United States of America, in the vein similar to making the Gulf of Mexico into the Gulf of America and Lake Ontario into Lake America. It is possible another naming is in the future, heading to rename the Western Hemisphere as AMERICA, pronounced MERICA. Missing is the geographical understanding that there are two Americas involved in the Western Hemispheres, with the USA being only a small part of North America.
Since the Western Hemisphere is indeed made up of North America and South America, maybe “Make America Great Again” is not limited to just the USA. The only problem with MAGA is that the USA is only one part of the two large land masses of North America and South America, of which the USA is only 22%. While the USA has punched above its weight for many years, “Make America Great Again” might also apply to Canada, Mexico and the rest of South America. (DJT has not made Venezuela great again as far as we know.) He has however unleashed or harnessed the inherent anger in mankind to create a hatred of his “America” by the rest of the Americas and an internal civil war within the USA. Maybe we should be called the United Hates of America, begging the question in “What’s in Shame?” (Bad Bunny seems to have a better grasp of geography by including all the countries of “America” in his Super Bowl Halftime Performance.)
6 Mirror, Mirror in the Reflecting Pond - who is the worst-est of them all?
Curious that they decided on the blue paint color that they did for the reflecting pool (luckier that it was not light swimming pool blue), but that particular blue could be considered the “Act Blue” Democrat color.
One of the things that could have come up would be other colors for the algae, if it is always going to be a problem – as there are red algae types and even orange algae types, which is produced when the green algae is starved for nutrition. Seems it was a missed chance to paint the reflecting pool bottom red or even orange, maybe Agent Orange Algae would be the right color name. Or better if the bottom of the reflecting pool was painted with image of Donald Trump and his bestie Jeffrey Epstein.
7 Melania the Melanoma Movie, or the Trumpy Horror Picture Show
A suggestion, thanks to The Daily Beast, has been that, since Melania (the documentary movie) died at the box office, it can be revived as a cult classic, in the vein of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Since the attendance for the documentary was so low, it is expected that there will plenty of room in the screening theatres for audience participation, for this First Lady cult classic. Similar to throwing rice and sprinkling water, orange wigs and algae water will be tossed around.
Various suggestions for audience participation have surfaced with Trump as the cross-dressing Dr. Frank-n-furter, Stephen Miller as Riff-Raff, Pete Hegseth as Dr. Frank-n-furter’s creation and Steve Bannon as Eddie. Suggestions are still pending for appropriate roles for Stormy Daniels and Jeffrey Epstein.
8 Blue is the New Red
Historically the color red has been associated with communism, as in the Red Scare and the movie Reds. Odd that the currently anti-communist party Republican Party has chosen red for their color theme, but based on current US government intent on owning the means of production by investing in private companies and profiting off of that, maybe red is the right color for the Red Republicans. Red seems fitting, and probably explains DJT’s penchant for red ties, just like the Labour Party of England over the past years.