Donaldolf
What’s Nazi in a Name?
Looking into the future, political pundits have been thinking about the possible developments in a post-Trump world. One lesson from post-WWII Germany was a reluctance leading to a supposedly illegal labeling of the name of Adolf Hitler in Germany, also allegedly banned in Malaysia, Mexico and New Zealand. Of Germanic origin and meaning "noble wolf," Adolf as a first name is not illegal in Germany but while the name Adolf is not explicitly banned, there are strict laws in Germany prohibiting the use of names that could endanger the well-being of a child. This includes names that are considered offensive, obscene, or detrimental to the child’s welfare
Surprisingly, it is not banned in the USA, but there is an initial movement afoot to ban the name “Donald” in the United States. As “trump” is in common use in the card game Bridge and common parlance, the focus will be on The Donald part of DJT.
There are some other famous Adolfs or linked names that minimize the stigma in Adolf Coors and Adolphus Busch and the founder of Adidas Adolf Dassler.
There may be another coincidence for the Donaldolf. A recent DNA analysis of Adolf Hitler’s blood, from a sample from the sofa he committed suicide, on had a genetic marker for a rare disorder that can delay puberty, revealed that Adolf Hitler had Kallmann Syndrome, where the person is characterized by low testosterone levels in which 5% of cases get associated with a micropenis. The coincidence is in how Stormy Daniels described The Donald’s member as small button shape or mushroom. Beyond other comments on the visage of the Donald, there has been a common thread centered on his mouth as a sphincter operation. The two main sphincter muscles in the human body, at least the most obvious ones, are the mouth and the anus. Now the anus is typically a outbound organ for waste, and sometimes inbound for other uses. The mouth is more double purpose for inbound nutrition (sometimes outbound for rejected food stuffs) and outbound for vitriol.
Note: One of our writers has an uncle named Adolph and his heritage was Jewish, so an odd coincidence. He was known as Uncle Addie.