The Eleventh Commandment on the Eighteenth Hole

It’s a Gimme as “Give to Me”

Beyond all the other commandments that have been broken by Donald Trump, there are two commandments that precedes all the other ones.

The first one is that there should be no Gods before me, meaning golf as the ultimate higher being as I AM WHO AM GOLFING.  The second commandment is that you do not cheat at golf.  The only relief on the second one is if you own the golf course, because if you cheated at any other golf course, you would be banned from the course.  And once you are a known cheater on the circuit, no golf couse would allow you to play on their courses.  No wonder there is an advantage in owning your golf course, to not be bothered by these god-fearing commandments.

At the recent visit to Turnberry Golf Course in Scotland, Donald J. Trump was photographed cheating at golf at his own course, once by himself and once with an accomplice caddy.  To cap off all his times at cheating, both in golf and on wives, the Commander-in-Cheat has also had a book written about his golf shenanigans.

The MAGA believers have forgiven Trump for cheating on his wives, sleeping with a porn star on a pregnant wife (third one), not paying his construction contractors, cheating on his taxes, hanging with a pedophile, wearing make-up (sounds trans) and holding a Bible upside down (especially liked by the Devil).  His followers have even forgiven him for hanging with the “infidels” from the Middle East. 

The golf community does not typically forgive a cheat, but maybe the Donald is Teflon even to the golf community.   Even when a certain golf community is a bit dicey.  Being Islamophobic can somehow be beneficial to Trump for getting votes while stillbeing best friends to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia when it involves golf or Trump hotels and cozying up with a country that has had restrictions on Jewish people traveling to that country. 

Apparently above golf commandments and getting into bed with friendly foes, there is always one higher god for The Donald, and that is money – Mammon.